Monday, December 31, 2012

'twas the night before...oh just read it....

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the place
Every creature was stirring
Boogers caked to their face

Kayleigh came down with it first as a fever
Next, Grannie Pattie, man you should have seen her
The poor woman barely could get out of bed
And I'm quite certain she saw sugar plums in her head

Poor Dan had to work
Turkey, cheers, IPA's he did miss
Matt told him "your mother"
Kid drinks like a priss :)

A storm was a brewing
Coming in from the west
The fam decided to leave early
It was for the best

The day after Christmas
Seemed bright for the sickly
But wait, hold your horses
Riley is now feeling prickly

Dan working two overnights
Nobody sleeping
It isn't surprising
I'm sitting here weeping

G. Pattie next went for a trip to the ER
Thank goodness for us, it isn't that far
She's now doing great, slowing regaining her health
It's true what they say, Health is Wealth

So goodbye 2012
You were good til the end
Like the ass of a beer
Or a fair weather friend

2013 may you bring us good luck
Get all of our family and friends out of their muck
Bring peace to all those suffering pain and hardship
And mom, next year, your flu shot, please don't skip.

Happy New Years Everyone!


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